List of Answers (to dumb questions)
- Is the cup half empty or half full?
- No, the cup is not empty, half is liquid, half is gas.
- No, it's both half empty and half full.
- Yes, it's both half empty and half full.
- (Joke) Engineers would say it has a safety factor of two.
- How long is a piece of string?
- A piece of string is 1 m.
- A piece of string is 0.5 m.
- A piece of string is 1.2 m.
- A piece of string is 100 m.